Apple stoops to selling bar soap and birdhouses, suggests Conan

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Apple stoops to selling bar soap and birdhouses, suggests Conan

Anyone want an Apple birdhouse?

(Credit: Conan/YouTube/screenshot by CNET)

Blase about the new iPhones? Don’t worry, Apple has other products up its sleeve, at least according to the folks at Conan.

In a segment aired Tuesday night, Conan highlighted Apple ‘s two new iPhones but said that many people have been critical, complaining that Apple is just modifying its existing lineup without adding anything truly original. Seguing to a presentation from an alleged Apple executive (who looked suspiciously like one of Conan’s staffers), the sketch presented a new idea from the company — Apple Hot Sauce, available in three flavors: Mild, Medium, and Rim Fire.

After the audience booed that idea, the exec quickly moved on to another concept — Apple bar soap, available in three different colors. Facing still more boos, the exec trotted out other promising new Apple products, including scarves, birdhouses, and neck pillows.

In desparation, the exec finally admitted: “We don’t know what you want. We don’t have any ideas anymore. Just tell us what you want. We don’t know what to do anymore. Come back Steve Jobs.”

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Apple stoops to selling bar soap and birdhouses, suggests Conan


Apple stoops to selling bar soap and birdhouses, suggests Conan

 

Apple stoops to selling bar soap and birdhouses, suggests Conan

 

Apple stoops to selling bar soap and birdhouses, suggests Conan

 

Apple stoops to selling bar soap and birdhouses, suggests Conan

 

Apple stoops to selling bar soap and birdhouses, suggests Conan

Apple stoops to selling bar soap and birdhouses, suggests Conan

Apple stoops to selling bar soap and birdhouses, suggests Conan

Apple stoops to selling bar soap and birdhouses, suggests Conan

Apple stoops to selling bar soap and birdhouses, suggests Conan

Apple stoops to selling bar soap and birdhouses, suggests Conan

Apple stoops to selling bar soap and birdhouses, suggests Conan

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